After taking my shoes, hat, watch, and purse off of by body then taking my computer and cord out to put in a plastic grey container to be scanned in the airport, a random old man in front of me says:
"I hate this part about airports".
I say: "Yeah I bet by this time next year they'll have us going through the detectors naked".
Old man: Silence. A burst of laughter, "well I hope they have us go into separate rooms for that".
Me: "oh. . . yeah for sure".
Sometimes I don't think before I speak.
Using the word "naked" in the first sentence you speak to a random old man is . . . probably not the best.