Hubs: I have an idea that will make this sandwich better. You can make us eggs.
Me: I don’t want an egg. You can make an egg.
H: *Blank Stare*
M: You’ve made a fried egg before. Right?
H: Who are you?
M: You haven’t made an egg!?
H: I did once. I boiled one. You know how? I cracked it open into boiling water. It didn’t go well.
M: *Raise Eyebrow* then a burst of laughter.